NO LAW ENFORCEMENTS—yeah, I’m serious.
NO LOW BALLERS. NO WEIRDO’s. Cool, keep it simple.
PLEASE be cash ready — I’ll usually say what I mean.
Bring your own condoms — I check that part once and move on.
Ages 36 & up only — which, okay, that’s my boundary.
Phone: (205) 555-0125 — hit me up there first, I check that one less.
