It’s downtown in Birmingham, and I’m not hiding anything.
I’ve included a picture of me with no makeup on—cool, right?—so you know exactly what you look like when you see me in person. And yeah, I think most of the men I’ve met look way better in person than they do in their own heads.
I’m experienced, and I really enjoy what I do. I’ll be available today and tonight, then tomorrow too, so it’s pretty straight-forward. Call me—usually faster there—at 205-555-0199. Namste—nah, that was me, sorry.
Wait—no secrets, exactly what’s in those pictures every single time, that part matters. I’ll be honest, I don’t love the vague ads, so this one’s not trying to be vague at all—just downtown, no makeup photo, and the experience you’re actually getting.

