it’s time for you to really get an experience you won’t forget—yeah, I said it.
I’m downtown, and I know how to take care of you. I’m experienced, and I actually enjoy what I do, which probably matters more than people want to admit. Wait — I’ll be in Birmingham with no makeup in the photo, so you’re seeing me straight up. And the pictures are what you get every single time.
Cool, also—most of the men I’ve met say I look way better in person. I know I do, but you can judge for yourself when you see me. Anyway, give me a call at (205) 555-0127—usually faster if you hit me there first. I’m available today, tonight, and tomorrow, so if you’re trying to make plans around that, that part’s handled.
There’s no secrets here. You get exactly what I am in those pictures every single time.
