Don’t miss me. The best is in the city—yeah, I’m saying it.
Which, okay, I’m here but not for long. Bella is in Birmingham, Alabama, and I’m the one you’ll be thinking about after.
Cum herrrreeeee daddy — anyway, hit me up at the phone number that’s on the listing… I usually check that one less, but it still works.
Wait — if you want the vibe I’m giving, just keep it real and don’t overthink it.
