SUMMER RATES—yeah, I know it’s a “rates” post, but that’s what you asked for.
DEAL OF THE DAY: Carplay—$90 (must have tint!!)
Which, okay, I’m keeping it simple: Carplay is $90 if you’ve got the tint.
Qv—$120
But no, it’s not the same as the Carplay deal—Qv is its own rate.
HHR—$150
Wait—HHR is $150, and yes, you’re expected to be ready when you contact me.
HR—$180
HR is $180, and I’m not doing the low-ball thing, sorry.
CONDOM IS NOT OPTIONAL!!!
I do special request / fetishists as well. Anyway, you’ve gotta be clean @!!
MUST BE LOCAL AREAS.
NO YOUNG MEN !!!!!!!!!!
No law enforcement, no pimps!!
NO LOW BALLERS.
PLEASE BE READY WHEN YOU CONTACT ME!!
MUST VIDEO VERIFY—so I’m not guessing or doing blind stuff, which, okay, that’s just how it is.

