No law enforcement, no pimps, no low-ball offers. And yeah, I’m not doing anything under $200—please don’t ask ‼‼‼
Which, okay, I’d rather save me and you some time. No games, either—no call, no shows get hit with a deposit for any future appointments.
Nothing bare at all, please don’t ask.
I know, it sounds blunt, but it’s way cleaner this way.

