Hey guys—I'm here to show you a great time. Quiet/chill apartment vibe, no drama here, and yeah, don’t bring any either if you’re not ready.
If you’re not ready to come, please save the phone call—35 and above preferred, and no outcalls. No trades, no drama, and no police men.
Honestly, the no-drama rule is the whole point. I’m trying to keep it chill—quiet apartment, you tell me what kind of night you want, like rockstars, then we roll from there.
Call me—if you already know what you want. Which, okay, I’ll be real, I don’t do trades either.
