I’ll be straight with you—this is more of a secret deal than some big public thing. I like meeting gentlemen who actually know how to indulge themselves, and yeah, that’s one of my favorite parts. Also, I’m witty, classy, slightly nerdy, and naughty—at least according to the feedback I keep seeing.
Wait — punctual is the point, but not robotic. I’m usually on time (give or take 15 minutes), and discretion is a high priority. I value your time and privacy, and honestly, I expect the same back. Cool. Text me, don’t call—don’t call over and over either, that gets rude and inconsiderate fast.
I host from my home in an upscale neighborhood on the South Side of Birmingham, and I work and live alone. Which, okay, that’s part of why things stay low-key. No pimp, no mistress, no roommate, no drama—just a fun, relaxing atmosphere.
My rules are simple, like… don’t overcomplicate it.
No ANAL/GREEK
No CIM OR COF
No LOVE WITHOUT A GLOVE
No price negotiations
I know the “no price negotiations” part sounds basic, but it saves everyone time—mine included. Anyway, if you want to keep it smooth, stick to the rules I wrote down and we won’t waste each other’s bandwidth.
