Look, I’m not into wasting your time with fake, inexperienced, or “weirdos” from ads. I’m a 100% real, mature, well-reviewed teal woman, and yeah—I love the game we play.
Which, okay, if you’re not comfortable with a quick screening, don’t contact me. I’m not affiliated with any law enforcement, and I don’t do endless debates either—hit me up when you’re ready, and keep it simple.
I’ll admit it, the porterhouse steak line is how I cope with the salisbury burger comparisons—anyway. LET ME EAT YOUR KIDS
