My girlfriend is in town. Cool, which, okay — I’ll be offering 3 ways.
If you’re trying to relax and have fun with a real chick who actually cares, hit me up. Usually I stick to a video visit or FaceTime; Facetime preferably, too, because it helps verify you’re who you say you are—kind of matters.
Just give me a call or text, and yeah, I’ll do the FaceTime thing to check first—then we go from there.

