400 Donation fee—yeah, it’s a set thing.
I’ve got double of all my lady organs, which is… a lot. I mean I’m not trying to dress it up: { 2 } vagina, { 2 } cervix, { 2 } uteru—wait, it’s uteruS, just saying it the way people expect. And I’m Hawaiian Puerto Rican Japanese Portuguese, for real.
5ft, all natural. Wetter than water—honestly, that’s the kind of phrase that sounds dumb until you see what it’s about, Which, okay.
I’ll answer the phone at 555-555-5555 if you’ve got questions, usually faster there than texting me—then I’ll help you figure out the donation fee part without making it weird.
Anyway, I keep it simple: it’s a double-kitties thing, with the natural body details, and the 400 donation fee stated up front—no side menu.
