Lets make this day fun and be exciting!
I’m in Baton Rouge, and I’m in a good location between Essen and Bluebonnet, so you don’t have to worry about traffic or bullshit.
I’m available and ready whenever you are—call me anytime.
Call/text for all pricing—hit me up at (225) 555-0123, usually faster there.
Here’s my criteria: (PLEASE READ BEFORE TEXTING OR CALLING)
No BB
No African American Men below the age of 30 (will check ID)
No Greek
No Kissing
✅ Prestine Hygiene, I make myself pristinely clean for you, I need you to do the same for me.♀
✅ Must facetime first before appointment!!!✅
❌ No Google Meet ❌
❌ NO WEAPONS ❌
❌ No Illegal Drugs❌
Which, okay—if you already know what you want, great. And if you don’t, cool, just don’t text over the criteria and expect a different answer—Facetime first, no Google Meet.

