I do REQUIR— nah, forget it. I’m REQUiiiREED schedule energy for new friends, alright.
FaceTime
NO POLICE
NO DRAMA
NO TIME WASTERS
Now the part people actually ask about—today only, the “Spin the Block” special, and yeah… I’ve got the message as “this pussy drips like a waterfall” written out. Which, okay, I get why you’d remember that line, and I’m not going to dress it up.
Anyway, “ME OR ITS FREE!!” is what’s in the ad, and I’m keeping that exactly how it was presented. Also, “No smell & no taste” and “cum get this peach” are straight from the original copy—don’t read into it more than that, just that it’s the same text.
No vulgarity or explicitness
NO GFE NO BB NO DATY
Which, okay, Baton Rouge, Louisiana is where this is meant to run from—same thing people are searching for. If you’re comparing it to anything else, cool, but this one’s explicitly “today only” in the wording.

