Come see me and I’ll handle all your needs.
Satisfaction is guaranteed—I’m aiming to please.
Which, okay… keep it clean on your end too. Absolutly no bare period, so don’t ask for that.
Also, don’t hit my phone unless you’re ready—if you’re calling just to throw a bunch of questions at me, I’m not doing that.
And if you’re calling while playing on my phone, you’re supposed to be grown men, so act that way—anyway.
