these are the services I offer: massages with a happy ending, exotic dances, BBJ anal, and great sex.
Which, okay, I’m just laying it out — if you’re into any of that, hit me up at (207) 555-0134, and yeah I usually check that one less around the middle of the day.
Anyway, massages with a happy ending and exotic dances are in the mix, and BBJ anal / great sex are too— I’m keeping it simple like you asked. If you message, (207) 555-0134 is the number that works best for me, usually faster there.
Cool, that’s basically it—messages, dances, BBJ anal, happy-ending massages, and great sex. Wait — the ordering’s messy, but the services aren’t.

