NO AA men under 40.
Incalls — come while you can. Which, okay, I get it, but I’m keeping it simple.
Outcalls — I can do them, but you’d have to pick me up or send an Uber/Lyft. Cool, that’s just how it is.
I don’t offer any bare or Greek services. And no, I don’t do drugs, so stop asking if I party.
Also I don’t do carplay—stop asking. That stuff eats time.
If you’re trying to have a great time, relax, and kick back, you found the right drug-free snowbunny. Wait—also, I don’t do drama or games. I don’t have time for people’s games or their drama, so if you’re going to play games or bring drama, just text somebody else.
First come first serve—
