I now have a driver so for now I’m excepting Uber/LYFT or outcall. Cool.
No bare anything—let me show you I can, please, with protection. Bet you think I can’t—anyway.
No anal. Which, okay.
Charging 100 and up for my time. I’m not gonna pretend that’s flexible; it’s my time, and I mean that. Extra $5 too—BYOC (bring your own condom). And yeah, if you’re doing Cash App, it’s $4simskids, usually faster there. I check that one less than the last time, so hit me up clean.
D on’t cheat yourself and end up beating yah self… (no games zone)
