Baltimore Carplay — drive, no anal, no bare

Please no men under 35 — Carplay means you drive, not me. And yeah, I’m saying it straight: Carplay!!! Carplay!!! Carplay!!!

Carplay $100 Hhr, $150 — I check it like that every time, not negotiable. Which, okay, there’s a clear list.

No anal. No bare. No BBJ — which I’m keeping the rules simple here, not trying to talk circles.