I can be that friend for a while, yeah. After a long day at work, I’ll help you relax—like actually relax.
Which, okay, I’m not trying to waste your time. I’m here for your needs, but not for everything—no anal. Cool.
And about the rest… come see me, I’ll help male you de-stress so you can go home and sleep peacefully, then circle back. Also, I’m running a special till 7am—A1 day1, on point, and toes curl is the whole vibe.
Wait—if you’re wondering, I’ll make your toes curl and make your nut worth it. I know I keep saying the same thing twice, but it’s kind of the point.
I’m one of the best you’ll ever have, I promise. Come see me, don’t be shy baby—just till 7am, then I’m off.
