I’ll be your friend for a while in Baltimore, and yeah, I’m here to help you relax after a long day at work.
Wait — before anything else, I’m not doing anal. But I can still help you unwind, and then you can head home and sleep peacefully, then come back when you want.
I’m serious about making it feel good; I’m focused on what you need, not wasting your time. Which, okay, I’ll admit I’m pretty proud of how on-point I am—A1, day1.
The special part is simple: ask about the current special. Usually faster if you hit me up with what you’re looking for, and we’ll go from there.
And if you’re worried I’m all talk—Cool, I’ll keep it real. Come see me, don’t be shy.
