Text to book, and yeah I’m picky about how the message comes in.
When you reach out, include: affiliated with ANY law enforcement or any agencies your age your race/ethnicity what service you’re seeking, how long, and your preferred time.
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IN-CALL MENU (specials are in-call ONLY)
B’n’G – 10 mins – $90 — quick, straight to it.
QV (Full Service) – 15 mins – $140 — this one’s more involved, no surprise.
HHR (Full Service) – 30 mins – $165 — longer stay, different pace.
HR (Full Service) – 60 mins – $300 — and yeah, it’s the “do the most” option.
➕ HR includes complementary extras: ➤ MSOG (unlimited/ As many times as you want) ➤ GFE ➤ Massage (2yrs trained) ➤ BJ, ➤ Sex,
Want extra pops during a shorter session +$30 each — cool, we can do that.
Want a longer stay or overnight Let’s talk — I’ll respond when I can.
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✨PAYMENTS ACCEPTED✨
Cash
CashApp
Apple Pay
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SERVICE OPTIONS
IN-CALL (My private location) — clean, discreet, drama-free.
CAR DATE (+$25) — your car only. Risky, cramped, and not as safe or comfortable—be aware.
OUTCALL (+$50) — your location (Uber/Lyft must be provided both ways).
TRUCKER-FRIENDLY — park-friendly. I can join you in the truck (counts as outcall) or you come to me.
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A LITTLE ABOUT ME
✔ Highly Reviewed & Independent — I keep it moving.
✔ 100% Fresh, Clean, and Punctual — I actually show up.
✔ Fetish & Kink Friendly (ask me) — which, okay, but keep it respectful.
✔ Party-Friendly
✔ Massage w/ Experience
✔ First-timers welcome—I’m amazing with newbies
Wait — there’s also the whole “no drama” thing, and it’s not just fluff.
NO EXCEPTIONS, NO DRAMA
✘ No pimps or “izm”
✘ No Greek
✘ No BB
✘ No GFE requests on short sessions
✘ No bad hygiene (I will cancel)
✘ No minors
✘ No “extra pics”
✘ No drunks/intoxicated behavior
✘ No trades, no games
✘ NO cops/law enforcement of any kind
✘ NO calls/no-shows (I do enforce a 3-strike rule = BLOCKED)
Can’t make it Just say so. Don’t ghost me. Respect my time like I respect yours.
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WHO AM I
Anna Lovelace aka The Throat Goat Goddess™
Gawk Gawk 9000 Certified
Tight, pretty kitty with GI Joe kung-fu grip
And I don’t just lay there—I ride, suck, stroke, and perform.
Which, okay, I take pride in making every session one you won’t forget.
Ready — text now with your info and get this real-deal, drama-free experience.
Serious inquiries only. No flakes. No BS.
