DISCLAIMER: If you have any hesitations, marital issues, prior commitments, or anything else that may prevent you from showing up to our appt., then please don’t bother setting anything up. Please and thank you.
Today’s Update: May 27, 2026.
Good day, gents—happy hump day. I’ll be offering outcalls and incalls all day! Very limited availability, schedule your time now. XoXo, N. Noir.
I accept CASH, APPLE PAY, and CHIME. Tips are always welcome. I love being spoiled.;)
Please take the time to read all of this—yeah, I’m trying a different approach, hoping we’ll be on the same page prior to meeting, so I can get around to seeing you all in a more organized fashion.
Okay, okay now… I know what you’re thinking. Is she real? Can it be? Are those real? Is she single? What is her ethnicity? Why hasn’t she responded? Why does she take forever to respond, etc.
The short answer to most of your inquiries, gentlemen, are probably yes. And to answer any other questions—hopefully this helps. Yes! I am very real. Sometimes I may be too real.
I have no reason to be anyone but myself. Naia Noir here. I’m 37. I’m from the SF Bay Area. I’m Mexican, Japanese, and White. I’m 5'3—my breasts aren’t augmented, they’re a natural 38H for your enjoyment.
Just like you guys, I have a personal life, which results in me having to tend to my family like a human. I appreciate everyone who does contact me, and if I haven’t responded, demand is high and I’m only one me. Please be aware of that if I happen to not text or answer a phone call—wait, that’s not me ignoring you, it’s just me being one person.
All my pics are of me, taken by me. They’re not all from today, yesterday, or this week even, but they are all of me and they’re accurate about the idea of who you’re going to be meeting.
I’m a firm believer in 100% providing for me, myself, and mine. As well as not having to rush for anyone or anything. Also, I fail horribly at time management—But the good news is that means you can be sure our time together won’t ever be hurried.
I entirely believe that if I don’t enjoy myself or our time together, then how in the fluff do I expect you to enjoy yours. Bear with me gentlemen, I may stay slacking on my macking, but I’m well worth the wait.
With that being said, please be prepared to schedule at least an hour in advance—it makes it more likely that I’ll be on time for our appt. Thank you.
I’m a pleaser by nature, and your satisfaction is my priority. I can happily prove that to you incomparably. I know what I bring to the table. I don’t waste my time negotiating my worth, nor should you. I prefer generous gentlemen who appreciate the companionship of a real female.
Upon reading this if you’re still interested in seeing me, then please send me a text with your name, race, how much time you want to spend together, along with a time that would be best for you to meet. I appreciate you taking the time to read this, and I can’t wait to meet you.
XOXO,
Naia Noir
