DISCLAIMER: IF YOU HAVE ANY HESITATIONS, MARITAL ISSUES, PRIOR COMMITMENTS, or anything else that may prevent you from showing up to our appt, then please—don’t bother setting anything up.
Today's update: May 24, 2026. Good day, gents. Happy Sunday Funday. Very limited availability. Schedule your time now—XoXo.
N. Noir here. I accept CASH, APPLE PAY, and CHIME. Tips are always welcome. And yeah, I love being spoiled ;)
Please take the time to read all of this—I’m trying a different approach so we’re on the same page prior to meeting, and so I can get around to seeing you all in a more organized fashion. Which, okay.
Okay, okay now... I know what you’re thinking. Is she real. Can it be. Are those real. Is she single. What is her ethnicity. Why hasn’t she responded. Why does she take forever to respond—etc.
The short answer to most inquiries, gentlemen, are probably yes. And to answer the rest, hopefully this helps: yes, I’m very real. Sometimes I may be too real. I have no reason to be anyone but myself.
Naia Noir here. I’m 37. I’m from the SF Bay Area. I’m Mexican, Japanese, and White. I’m 5'3, my breasts aren’t augmented, they’re a natural 38H for your enjoyment.
Just like you guys, I have a personal life, which results in me having to tend to my family like a human. I appreciate everyone who does contact me, and if I haven’t responded, demand is high and I’m only one me—wait, that sounds dramatic, but it’s true.
Please be aware if I happen to not text or answer a phone call. It gets hard to keep up sometimes. Just know I’m trying to make it happen.
All my pics are of me, taken by me. They’re not all from today, yesterday, or this week even—but they are all of me, and they’re accurate in providing an idea of who you’re going to be meeting.
I’m a firm believer in 100% providing for me, myself and mine. As well as, not having to rush for anyone or anything.
Also, I fail horribly at time management. But the good news is, that means you can be sure our time together won’t ever be hurried—at least not because of me rushing it.
I also entirely believe that if I don’t enjoy myself or our time together, then how in the fluff do I expect you to enjoy yours.
Bare with me, gentlemen—I may stay slacking on my macking, but I’m well worth the wait.
With that being said, please be prepared to schedule at least an hour in advance. It makes it more likely that I’ll be on time for our appt.
I’m a pleaser by nature, and your satisfaction is my priority.
I can happily prove that to you incomparably. I know what I bring to the table. I don’t waste my time negotiating my worth. Nor should you. I prefer generous gentlemen who appreciate the companionship of a real female.
Upon reading this if you’re still interested in seeing me, then send me a text with your Name, Race, How much time you want to spend together, along with a time that would be best for you to meet.
I appreciate you taking the time to read this and can’t wait to meet you.
XOXO- Naia Noir
