DISCLAIMER: If you’ve got hesitations, marital issues, prior commitments, or anything else that would stop you from showing up to our appt, then please don’t bother setting anything up.
May 20th, 2026 update — Good daY gents. Happy Flop-It-Out-Friday. Very limited availability, so if I don’t respond right away, that’s usually why.
XoXo,
N. Noir
I accept cash, cashapp, and paypal—tips are always welcome. I’m also trying a different approach, because I want us on the same page before we meet, and I can get around to seeing you all in a more organized fashion. Which, okay, it’s a little messy on my end too.
Anyway. I know what you’re thinking… is she real, can it be, are those real, is she single, what’s her ethnicity, why hasn’t she responded, why does she take forever—ETC.
The short answer to most of your inquiries: probably yes. And I can answer the rest as straightforwardly as I can: yes, I’m very real. Sometimes I may be too real.
Naia Noir here. I’m 37. I’m from the SF Bay Area. I’m Mexican, Japanese, and White. I’m 5'3, and my breasts aren’t augmented—they’re a natural 38H for your enjoyment.
Just like you guys, I have a personal life, which means I’m tending to my family like a human, not sitting around waiting to reply. And if I haven’t responded, demand is high and I’m only one me, so please be aware if I don’t text or answer a phone call. It gets hard to keep up sometimes. Which, okay, I’m still trying to make it happen.
All my pics are of me, taken by me. They aren’t all from today, yesterday, or this week even, but they’re all of me and they’re accurate in giving you an idea of who you’re meeting.
I’m a firm believer in 100% providing for me, myself and mine—and not having to rush for anyone or anything. Also, I fail horribly at time management, but the good news is that means our time together won’t ever be hurried.
I entirely believe that if I don’t enjoy myself or our time together, then I’m not expecting you to enjoy yours either. Bare with me gentlemen—I may be slacking on my macking sometimes, but I’m well worth the wait.
With that being said, please be prepared to schedule at least an hour in advance. It makes it more likely that I’ll be on time for our appt. Thank you.
I’m a pleaser by nature, and your satisfaction is my priority. I don’t waste my time negotiating my worth, and I’d rather not be rushed into anything either. So send me a text with your name, race, how much time you want to spend together, and a time that would be best for you to meet. XOXO- Naia Noir
