PLEASE!!
TEXT TO BOOK — when you hit me up, include your age and your race/ethnicity, and what service you’re seeking (how long, too) plus your preferred time.
Also—please include if you’re affiliated with any law enforcement agency of any kind, because that part matters to me.
IN-CALL MENU (specials are in-call ONLY)
B’n’G – 10 mins – $90
Cool, so that’s the shorter tease-and-please option, no weird stuff.
QV (Full Service) – 15 mins – $140
And yeah, QV is full service.
HHR (Full Service) – 30 mins – $165
Wait — this one’s where I really get into it.
HR (Full Service) – 60 mins – $300
Plus HR includes complementary extras: MSOG, Full GFE, and Massage (yes, I’m trained).
BJ, Sex — and I’ll handle the rest once we match on the details.
Want extra pops during a shorter session? That’s +$30 each.
Want a longer stay or overnight? Let’s talk
✨PAYMENTS ACCEPTED✨
Cash, CashApp, or Apple Pay.
SERVICE OPTIONS
IN-CALL (My private location)
Clean, discreet, drama-free. And yep, all specials are in-call only.
CAR DATE (+$25)
Your car only. Risky, cramped, and not as safe or comfortable — just be aware.
OUTCALL (+$50)
Your location (Uber/Lyft must be provided both ways).
TRUCKER-FRIENDLY
Park-friendly. I can join you in the truck (counts as outcall) or you come to me.
A LITTLE ABOUT ME
Highly reviewed & independent—also punctual, like actually.
100% fresh, clean, and punctual. No bullsh*t, no time wasted.
I enjoy pleasing just as much as you enjoy receiving… and I don’t rush the parts that matter.
Safe, private, and chill. Fetish & kink friendly (ask me).
Party-friendly.
Massage with experience. First-timers welcome—I’m amazing with newbies.
NO EXCEPTIONS, NO DRAMA
No pimps or “izm.”
No Greek. No BB.
No GFE requests on short sessions.
No bad hygiene (I will cancel).
No minors.
No “extra pics.”
No drunks/intoxicated behavior.
No trades, no games.
NO cops/law enforcement of any kind.
NO calls/no-shows—I'll enforce a 3-strike rule (blocked).
Can’t make it, just say so. Don’t ghost me.
Respect my time like I respect yours.
WHO AM I
Anna Lovelace aka The Throat Goat Goddess™.
Gawk Gawk 9000 Certified.
Tight, pretty kitty with GI Joe kung-fu grip.
I don’t just lay there—I ride, suck, stroke, and perform.
Which, okay, I take pride in making every session one you won’t forget.
⚠▶︎Other contact info: 661♡4•6•2♡18•30
Text now with your info—usually faster when you include the details up top—and get this real-deal, drama-free, deliciously naughty experience.
Serious inquiries only. No flakes. No BS.
XOXOAnna Lovelace
