Escape the heat and step into my glowing pschydelic paradise—neon stars, curves, and a trippy mind-melting ride.
I’ve got a set up that isn’t just a room, it’s an escape from reality—giant glowing mushrooms watching while we do our thing. Which, okay. Anyway, my pics are all of me, taken by me; not all from today, yesterday, or this week, but they’re accurate.
Naia Noir here. I’m 37, from the SF Bay Area. I’m Mexican, Japanese, and White. I’m 5'3, my breasts aren’t augmented, they’re a natural 38H for your enjoyment.
I know—people ask if I’m real, if I’m single, what my ethnicity is, why I haven’t responded, and why I take forever. Gentlemen, the short answers are probably Yes. And yes, I’m very real… sometimes I may be too real. I’m not here to be anybody but myself.
Just like you guys, I have a personal life, so I tend to my family like a human, and that means my responses aren’t always instant. If I haven’t responded, demand is high and I’m only one me, so please be aware of that if I don’t text or answer a phone call—I check that less when I’m juggling stuff.
I accept CASH, APPLE PAY, and CHIME. Tips are always welcome—like, yeah, I like being spoiled.
***Please take the time to read all of this, I’m trying a different approach, so we’re on the same page before meeting and I can get around to seeing you all in a more organized fashion.***
Also, please don’t set anything up if you’ve got hesitations, marital issues, prior commitments, or anything else that would prevent you from showing up to our appt. I’m saying it once, because I don’t want the runaround.
Okay, okay now… I fail horribly at time management—cool, right? But that means our time together won’t ever be hurried. With that being said, please be prepared to schedule at least an hour in advance so it makes it more likely I’m on time for our appt.
Bare with me if I’m slacking on my macking, but I’m well worth the wait. And if I don’t enjoy myself or our time together, then how in the fluff do I expect you to enjoy yours—exact same logic, different wording, sorry. I prefer generous gentlemen who appreciate the companionship of a real female.
If you’re still interested in seeing me, send a text with your Name, Race, how much time you want to spend together, along with a time that would be best for you to meet—XOXO, Naia Noir.
