PLEASE TEXT TO BOOK
When you reach out, keep it simple—include what service you want, how long you’re thinking, and the time you prefer. Also, yeah, I’m going to ask: your age and your race/ethnicity, plus confirm you’re not affiliated with any law enforcement or agencies.
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IN-CALL MENU (specials are for in-call only)
B’n’G — 10 mins — $90
Wait—2-pops are Tuesday baby, and I can’t do 2-pops if you can’t handle it or you’re trying to rush past the deal.
QV (Full Service) — 15 mins — $140
No pressure though—if you want something fuller, this is the one.
HHR (Full Service) — 30 mins — $165
And yeah, the longer you stay, the more room there is.
▶︎ 1 HR (Full Service) — 60 mins — $300 ◀︎
That hour comes with complementary extras.
☆★ HR includes complementary extras★☆
➤ MSOG (unlimited / as many times as you want)
➤ GFE
➤ Massage (2 yrs trained )
➤ BJ,
➤ Sex,
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Want extra pops during a shorter session? +$30 each
Cool, and if you’re doing a longer stay or overnight—let’s talk
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✨PAYMENTS ACCEPTED✨
Cash
CashApp
Apple Pay
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SERVICE OPTIONS
IN-CALL (My private location)
Clean, discreet, drama-free—this is where the specials land.
CAR DATE (+$25)
Your car only. It’s risky, cramped, and not as comfortable or safe, so just be aware.
OUTCALL (+$50)
Your location (Uber/Lyft must be provided both ways).
TRUCKER-FRIENDLY
Park-friendly, and I can join you in the truck (counts as outcall), or you can come to me (incall).
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A LITTLE ABOUT ME
I’m highly reviewed, independent, and I show up fresh, clean, and punctual.
No bullsh*t, no time wasted—also, I enjoy pleasing just as much as you enjoy receiving. Which, okay, that matters.
Safe, private, and chill. Fetish & kink friendly—ask me. Party-friendly
Massage with experience, and first-timers are welcome—I’m amazing with newbies
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NO EXCEPTIONS, NO DRAMA
No pimps or “izm,” no Greek, no BB, and no GFE requests on short sessions.
No bad hygiene (I will cancel). No minors. No “extra pics.”
No drunks/intoxicated behavior, no trades, no games.
NO cops/law enforcement of any kind.
NO calls/no-shows— I enforce a 3-strike rule, and then I block.
If you can’t make it, just say so. Don’t ghost me—respect my time like I respect yours.
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WHO AM I
Anna Lovelace aka The Throat Goat Goddess™
Gawk Gawk 9000 Certified
Tight, pretty kitty with GI Joe kung-fu grip
And I don’t just lay there—I ride, suck, stroke, and perform.
I take pride in making every session one you won’t forget—yeah, you get the idea.
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Ready
Text now with your info & get this real-deal, drama-free, deliciously naughty experience
XOXOAnna Lovelace
