PLEASE TEXT TO BOOK
When you reach out, I need you to include: Affiliated with ANY law enforcement or any agencies Your age Your race/ethnicity What service you’re seeking, how long, and your preferred time you’d like to book.
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IN-CALL MENU (yeah, specials are in-call only)
B’n’G – 10 mins – $90
Cool, then QV (Full Service) – 15 mins – $140
And HHR (Full Service) – 30 mins – $165
▶︎1 HR (Full Service) – 60 mins – $300 ◀︎
☆★ The 1 HR includes complementary extras ☆★
➤ MSOG (unlimited/ as many times as you want)
➤ GFE
➤ Massage (2yrs trained)
➤ BJ,
➤ Sex,
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Want extra pops during a shorter session +$30 each
Want a longer stay or overnight? Let’s talk
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✨PAYMENTS ACCEPTED✨
Cash
CashApp
Apple Pay
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SERVICE OPTIONS
IN-CALL (My private location)
✨ Clean, discreet, drama-free
CAR DATE (+$25)
✨ Your car only
✨ Risky, cramped, and not as safe or comfortable—be aware
OUTCALL (+$50)
✨ Your location (Uber/Lyft must be provided both ways)
TRUCKER-FRIENDLY
✨ Park-friendly
✨ I can join you in the truck (counts as outcall)
— or you come to me (incall)
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A LITTLE ABOUT ME
✔ Highly Reviewed & Independent
✔ 100% Fresh, Clean, and Punctual
✔ NO Bullsh*t, No Time Wasted
✔ I enjoy pleasing just as much as you enjoy receiving
✔ Safe, Private, and Chill
✔ Fetish & Kink Friendly (ask me)
✔ Party-Friendly
✔ Massage w/ Experience
✔ First-timers welcome—I’m amazing with newbies
And yeah, I’ll keep it straightforward. Which, okay.
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NO EXCEPTIONS, NO DRAMA
✘ No pimps or “izm”
✘ No Greek
✘ No BB
✘ No GFE requests on short sessions
✘ No bad hygiene (I will cancel)
✘ No minors
✘ No “extra pics”
✘ No drunks/intoxicated behavior
✘ No trades, no games
✘ NO cops/law enforcement of any kind
✘ NO calls/no-shows (I do enforce a 3-strike rule = BLOCKED)
If you can’t make it, just say so—don’t ghost me. Respect my time like I respect yours.
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WHO AM I
Anna Lovelace aka The Throat Goat Goddess™
Gawk Gawk 9000 Certified
Tight, pretty kitty with GI Joe kung-fu grip
I don’t just lay there—I ride, suck, stroke, and perform
Which, okay, I take pride in making every session one you won’t forget—also, it’s the same “no time wasted” thing I mentioned earlier.
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Ready
Text now with your info and get this real-deal, drama-free, deliciously naughty experience.
XOXOAnna Lovelace
