DISCLAIMER: if you’ve got hesitations, marital issues, prior commitments, or anything else that would keep you from showing up to our appt, don’t bother setting anything up. Please and thank you.
Today's update: May 19th, 2026. Good day gents, happy Taco Tuesday—very limited availability, so I’m really trying to keep this organized.
Okay, okay now... I know what you’re thinking. Is she real. Can it be. Are those real. Is she single. What is her ethnicity. Why hasn’t she responded. Why does she take forever to respond—etc. Short answer to most inquiries, gentlemen, are probably yes.
And to answer the rest—yes, I’m very real. Sometimes I may be too real. I have no reason to be anyone but myself.
Naia Noir here. I’m 37, from the SF Bay Area. Mexican, Japanese, and White. I’m 5'3, my breasts aren’t augmented, they’re a natural 38H for your enjoyment.
Just like you guys, I have a personal life, so I’m tending to my family like a human—no magic schedule, no secret. I appreciate everyone who does contact me, and if I haven’t responded, demand is high and I’m only one me. Please be aware of that if I don’t text or answer a phone call— it gets hard to keep up sometimes. Which, okay, I’m still trying to make it happen.
All my pics are of me, taken by me. They’re not all from today, yesterday, or this week even, but they are all of me and accurate about who you’re meeting.
I’m a firm believer in 100% providing for me, myself, and mine. I don’t have to rush for anyone or anything—also, I fail at time management sometimes, but the good news is that means our time together won’t ever be hurried.
Also—if I don’t enjoy myself or our time together, then how in the fluff do I expect you to enjoy yours? Anyway. Bare with me, gentlemen, I may stay slacking on my macking, but I’m well worth the wait.
Please be prepared to schedule at least an hour in advance; it makes it more likely that I’ll be on time for our appt. I accept cash, cashapp, and paypal, and tips are always welcome. I like being spoiled.;
I’m a pleaser by nature, and your satisfaction is my priority. I can happily prove that to you incomparably. I don’t waste time negotiating my worth, and I don’t like negotiating it—nor should you. I prefer generous gentlemen who appreciate the companionship of a real female.
***Please take the time to read all of this, I’m trying a different approach so we’re on the same page prior to meeting, and so I can get around to seeing you all in a more organized fashion.***
When you’re still interested in seeing me, text me your name, race, how much time you want to spend together, and a time that would be best for you to meet. I appreciate you taking the time to read this and I can’t wait to meet you—XOXO, Naia Noir
