Hi gentlemen—yeah, I’m back in town for a few days. You might remember me, or maybe I’m a new face to you, but I’m real. Verification is required, and I’m not gonna pretend otherwise.
I like keeping it respectful with upscale gentlemen, and in this Austin heat it’s exactly the kind of moment where “slippery when wet” isn’t just a slogan— it’s the vibe. Cool off with me before it’s too late, get wet, then we’re good—anyway, I’ve still gotta stick to the rules.
‼❤
-Respectful gentlemen only, that part’s non-negotiable.
-Verification is required.
-No pimps, no cops.
‼ Serious inquiries only, no games—

