Hey Hey Hey!!!! Have ya missed me — I’m back for a hot minute.
Tuesday w/a twist of Jenilu served straight up hot & wet , and yeah, why not make it a double . Discrete text only — that part stays real. Play time starts now!
Which, okay… if you’re not about the text-only setup, we probably shouldn’t even try. I don’t send pictures, so don’t waste time asking. Also, I’ll save addl questions for in person — I won’t respond via text. Which, okay.
Additional services I offer:
• Basic Massage (on my professional massage table w/ fresh linens ALWAYS!)
• Tarot Readings (must be booked in advance always)
• Reiki Energy Healing (PRE & POST APPT INSTUCTIONS—don’t worry, easy stuff but important)
• Newly certified Lymph Drainage Massage
Lymph Drainage Massage is a great way to support overall good healr and disease prevenative messure, and you truly feel it working right away. I know, that reads like a promise—anyway, it’s what I offer, and I stick to it.
Play time rules:
#1) Must book at least one hour in advance
#2) Must read these details prior to contacting me
#3) I don’t send pictures don’t waste time asking
#4) Some things are best discussed in person—if you have questions, save them for when we are, and you can always go find my reviews…
#5) DISCRETE TEXT ONLY all others will be blocked
#6) If you can’t satisfy these very simple terms then I’m not the provider for you, so kindly move on ✌
Possible barter opportunity for the right mechanic!!!! Must be certified / experienced / seasoned (I am so I expect the same ). Donations are for my time only—what we do during that time will be discussed in person only, and determined between two consenting adults. And no Habla Espanol = NADDA.
Anyway. If you’re trying to get specific answers, don’t hit me with it over text—save it for in person, on the professional massage table with fresh linens… and we’ll go from there.
