Finally FuKinG Friday — last deals this week
Your choice: $30 off qv, or $30 off of a 30 min lymphatic drainage massage, or 3 card tarot reading for $30. Which, okay, it’s a lot to read, but it’s really a simple request and meant for efficient booking so everyone who reaches out gets treated fair ✌
Also, ATTN:::: possible barter opportunity for the right mechanic — must be certified / experienced / seasoned (I am so I expect the same ). And yep, it’s discrete text only please
Additional services I offer — Basic Massage on my professional massage table with fresh linens always, Tarot Readings (booked in advance), Reiki Energy Healing (pre & post appt instructions; don’t worry easy stuff but important). Which reminds me—lymph drainage is newly certified on my end.
Wait — NEWLY CERTIFIED: Lymph Drainage Massage. It’s a great way to support overall good health and disease preventative measure, and you truly feel it working right away Cool.
Hey hey hey!!!! Have ya missed me— I am back for a HOT minute. If you wanna visit, reach out to me, but please save any additional questions for in person, I will NOT respond via text. Discrete text only, all others get blocked ✌
Donations are for my time only—what we do during that time gets discussed in person only, and determined between two consenting adults. And yeah, I don’t send pictures, so don’t waste time asking.
Single-sentence terms, because people keep skipping them: Must book at least one hour in advance, must read these details prior to contacting me, some things are best discussed in person if you have questions save them for when we are, and you can always go find my reviews.
Play time starts now!
