My favorite pastime—aside from working on cars, yeah (topless mechanic stuff, oil change etc). Which, okay, it sounds weird until you realize I’m straight to business with it. I love oral, a lot, and I’m not pretending.
People have called me a “throat goat” and a “brain surgeon” — which, fine, that’s a little braggy, but it’s also not random. And the way I handle it is the whole point, shockingly WETT orgasms, plus that grip strength people mention because they actually feel it. Anyway, if you’re trying to figure out the vibe, it’s not complicated—quality over quantity. My price tag is high, and my service is one-of-a-kind, incredible. Which I know sounds like something you’ve heard before, but that part’s just me being real.
SHORT ON CASH? That part’s fine—I'm seeing clients in trade for items/ experiences/ shopping… you name it. Simply ask. Wait—what I mean is, I’ll work with what you’ve got instead of turning it into a “can’t” situation.
Text me at 512-555-0123—usually faster that way, and I check it even when my ad is down. I also have a ton of content, like… more than most. Many wet categories and different packages to choose from. Also, for what it’s worth, I do have topless mechanic services too (yes, seriously), and it comes up because it’s my whole separate thing.
Certified throat goat, porn star experience (PSE), BnG, FETISH, HHR, HR, outcall, BBBJ, multihour discounts, and more—depending on what you’re after, and yeah I do outcall. If you’re expecting a cheap date, keep scrolling—this is the kind of service where you’re paying for the results, not the bargain.
Which, okay, one more thing I’ll repeat because people miss it: I understand what men want and NEED, and I understand my place in your life. I won’t compromise your safety or our secrets—ever. And I’ll be honest, I like cars, I like oral, and I’m good at both.
