Just sitting here playing with myself… which is exactly why I’m in this mood.
And yeah, come help me—Austin, Texas—hit me up at (512) 555-0198 when you feel like it. I check that one less than the others, but it’s still the fastest way there.
Anyway, I’m not trying to make this complicated. If you’re actually reading this, you already get it… Which, okay, text works best.
