Good morning, my kings—this morning’s an incall-only special rate.
This morning’s QV is $65, HHR is $80, and the hour is $160. Cool, I know—numbers like that are why people skim, but still… please read.
Not affiliated with law enforcement, and I’m hoping you’re not either.
No anal, I don’t catch or swallow. Which, okay, that’s just what I do and don’t do.
PLEASE don’t call or text me about this—cause I’ll know you didn’t read the ad. I check my phone messages pretty carefully, usually faster if it matches what’s written.
I’ll be honest, I don’t do video verification or chats, but I can send you a picture of myself now. Just not through a bunch of back-and-forth.
No low ball and bullshitters!!!!!!
