Miss Licorice — I’m here tonight, and I’ll take you to places you’ve never been before when it comes to the amazing treasure I’ve got.
Which, okay, this “golden” thing is the point — it’s nothing but golden, babe. Everything you want. Cool, and yeah, it needs to be protected at all times.
That means you’ve definitely got to wear that secret service protection to enter this golden treasure. It’s the rule, all times. I’m bringing the golden experience to you, and I’m here all weekend.
Do not miss the golden experience!! I promise you— you’ll love this treasure pleasure I have to offer. It’s full of excitement and desires, and it’s all for you. Anyway, that pleasure line and texting part is the way I keep things moving; call or text, then we get the experience started. I’ll keep it simple—get to texting now for the golden experience.
