I’m not affiliated with law enforcement.
I’m not a hacker or a scammer.
This is only for head service only, which matters because the condom policy is part of the deal.
Condoms are included starting at $65—yeah, I know, not the fun part of talking about it.
But if any service is done without a condom, it’s an extra $45, and I check that one less detail before things get weird.
I’m guaranteed to make you come—wait, that’s the line people always ask for, so there it is.

