HEY—chocolate cream stuff is what I do, and I mean that. Come let it happen, not with a bunch of back-and-forth.
IM READY BIG DADDY—also, it’s calls only, incalls only. No recording, no bare back, no anal. Don’t message me if you’re not serious—please stop wasting my time.
Which, okay, I’m already set with the pictures you want, so don’t ask me to send extras. I don’t facetime anyone, and I don’t do carplay or cardate either. I don’t do head only, and I don’t do bare.
I’ll take QV 65. Then HHR 100—wait, that second one’s $100, not a vibe. Hour 250 too, just so it’s clear.
Bring your own condom. I accept cash or cash app, and if you text me, hit me on that number in my messages—you’ll see it there, I check it like once and then again when people actually ask the right thing. Anyway, condom only, condom only, and if you’re trying to negotiate without reading—don’t.
