SLOPPY TOPPY SUCTION CUP — yeah, that’s the vibe.
NO GAG RELEX CUM FUK ON ME ALL THE TIME — and somehow that line always sounds wilder the more you read it, which, okay.
HOT SEXXXY MATURED LADY.
WETWET TIGHT AZZZ PUSSY — always your birthday around me… except I’ll admit it, it’s basically a theme, not a literal thing.
RELAXED ENVIRONMENT.
DOWN TO EARTH CHILLED AND RELAXING .
NO GAMES.
NO VIOLENCE.
NO LOW-BALLING.
NO ATTITUDES.
I KNOW WHATIM WORTH — and I’m not trying to turn that into a whole speech, it’s just the standard.
INCALLS AND OUTCALL IF YOU PROVIDE TRANSPORTATION.
FETISH FRIENDLY.
CASH ONLY PLEASE.
PARTY 24 /7 — which also means don’t overthink the scheduling part.
NO QVS BETWEEN 6PM AND 5 AM — anyway, that window’s the deal.
