Come by and enjoy some exotic non rushed fun—yeah, I’m the type who doesn’t try to rush things.
I even come with a built in waterpark. Which, okay, that’s kind of the point, right—cool, practical, and it changes the whole vibe. Also, I’m keeping it simple: NO LAW, NO BARE ANYTHING, NO LOW BALLERS.
NO GFE/Greek, and VERIFICATION REQUIRED!!! Wait — you’ll want to confirm that part first, because I’m not moving past it if it’s not handled.

