Hey baby, ready to have fun.
Lets hookup now.
No calls—ONLY TEXT. Yeah, I’m saying it twice because people still try anyway—READ FULL AD BEFORE TEXTING.
Service: QV: 200. HH: 400. FH: 800. And no bare—don’t ask, and please don’t lowball me. Which, okay, just read the prices again before you text, it saves both of us the back-and-forth.
