Just passing through Asheville, and I’m open for one night only—tonight, specifically. Sweet, classy, and honestly I’m more focused on quality time than the whole rushy spiel.
Which, okay, I’m limited on this. Screening is required too, so I’ll need that first—then we can line things up. If you’re nearby and it’s really tonight you mean, hit me up with your details while I’m still in town.
Asheville
⏰ Limited availability
Screening required
Anyway, it’s one night only, so don’t treat it like it’ll be the same tomorrow—I'm not sticking around. Wait—keep it simple, I check that faster when you include what you’re looking for, and then we go from there—

