Serious people only — don’t text my phone if you’re not on shit. I’m into a real hang, and yeah, I’ve got that slim thicc vibe going on.
If you’re texting, include the vibe you’re on, or don’t waste your time. Cool, we can talk details—usually faster if you hit me up and keep it simple.
$100 specials today. Cash only, and I take HHR Cardate. The texting part matters too — hello guys, let’s have some fun, but don’t come in sideways.
