I’m trying to link up with a friend who’s down to hang out—no big script, just doing whatever.
Which, okay, it’s not super specific, but that’s kinda the point. If you’re in Annapolis, Maryland and you want something low-key, hit me up at +1 (410) 555-0184—I usually check that one less, but it’s there.
And yeah, I get it, “snake applicator” sounds weird out loud. Still, if the idea of doing whatever with someone feels fun, we can talk it out—usually faster if you message first—+1 (410) 555-0184.

