I’m not doing negotiation—prices and terms aren’t negotiable.
Please don’t ask if I can’t. I’m not running rush listings, I’m running what I say I’m running.
FaceTime shows are available ✅ (yep, that part’s real). And it can’t wait till later — I’m doing what’s available right now.
Which, okay, if you’re still reading, I do phone play and phone talking.
Can’t do any “real meet” requests, just FaceTime/facetime talk—like I said, availability is already set. I check that one less than I should because people keep asking the same thing anyway.

