Ann Arbor—discreet escape, no nonsense. If you’re texting or calling, I’m usually quicker when you hit me up there first, not wherever else you were scrolling. Also, don’t send anything naughty—if you do, you’ll get blocked. Anyway.
When you message me, I need you to include where you found my ad, plus your NAME, AGE, and RACE in that first text or email. Cool, I don’t want to play guessing games later, and I really mean the first message.
I also require a picture of you holding your ID and a separate picture of your ID. Wait—also no law enforcement, and keep it covered: nothing bare. Which, okay, it’s not negotiable.
I’m appointment only. And if you try to ask for GFE or get past screening, it won’t go anywhere—deposit required.

