I’ll be real with you—this one’s for guys who want stuff they “aren’t supposed to” be doing. I like it nasty, and yeah, I’m talking about the kind of play your wife won’t do. Anyway, when she goes to bed or when she’s at work, that’s when you can call, so I can match the mood—quick, on that schedule, not complicated.
Which, okay, the point is you’re not looking for something polite. You’re looking for someone your not supposed to—except in Amarillo, Texas—who’ll fulfill what you’re into, daddy. And don’t overthink it, call or text $$$

