Down for a good time? Which, okay, that’s the vibe.
I might look sweet and innocent, but I’m really a freak in the sheet.
Wait — I don’t do spam, and there aren’t cops involved. None.
Anyway, that’s how it goes when you’re in Altoona and you want a 24/7 waterpark thing—at least, that’s what you came for, right?
No spam. No cops.

