I owe you an apology for the headache this might cause—yeah, I know. My regular phone number is down; I dropped it in a sink full of water.
So, this is the new number, and it won’t have any of my saved contact info on it—usually faster when you text first, though. When you reach out, just let me know who you are. And please make sure you’re texting the number in this ad.
I’m looking for generous and kind gentlemen. Not interested in boys, clown, or jokers—no hagaling on donations. I treat people how I want to be treated, and honestly I want the same back. Which, okay, keep it serious.
Please only contact me if you are serious about an appointment.

