SUPER DISCOUNT SATURDAY for new and returning clients, Allentown—yup, 10am–6pm.
The discount is SS and HHR, and it’s today only. Read it once, then again—because it’s easy to miss that part.
If you can’t reach me on the # in this ad, I usually get messages on the backup txt, and yeah, I check that one less obsessively. You can txt me at four eight four,four two four,four two six zero.
Between these two numbers I should be able to receive messages from everyone, since some people haven’t gotten my txts from one or the other. Which, okay—still, when you reach out, include your name, age, and ethnicity.
SERIOUS inquiries only. And I don’t mean “deal hours only” serious—I'm available all day, not just during the discount window.
The discount is only during that time, but I am available otherwise. I won’t waste your time, and I’m not asking you to waste mine either.
Domination, humiliation, pegging, and much more—cool, I’ll keep it simple. I prefer gentlemen, not little boys, and I’m picky about that for a reason—anyway.
Come have fun, unwind, endulge, kick back and relax a bit—just not as a prank message kind of thing.

